O.K. so — have you ever seen a house and there is just … an elephant statue? Right by the front door. Not because it’s part of a setup or performatrix or anything like that, it just is. No sign, no joke, not even a planter next to it as camouflage. Once my sister and I saw one and we literally just dropped. As in, what is that even doing there? It felt weird. Not creepy per se but sort of — off? I don’t know, something about that. I was like, “Is this normal?” and she’s like, “Wait, is this, like, a thing? Are we not getting what’s she’s saying or is this just vaguely random front porch energy?” And to be honest … I still don’t.
Turns out, yeah, there’s definitely a thing.
It’s not just a design choice or whatever. I mean sometimes it is, like some people definitely just
