its own hairstyle? Pull it off. Tie it up. Throw it away. You’re done
You try it expecting nothing — I did — and then five minutes later you’re side-eyeing your vacuum like, “What have you ever done for me, really?” It’s kind of insulting how well it works, considering it costs zero dollars and two brain cells.
No noise. No filters and no weird smell of something burning. Just a plastic bag and a broom and a whole lot of spite.